23/365 MBA高頻率字彙

2012/5/20 NYC

最近在趕一個報告，忍不住用到Competitive Landscape這個詞又令我發笑。

記得念MBA時統整了幾個關鍵詞彙，就是你寫報告上課討論以及午夜夢迴做夢都會念的幾個字，大夥兒用到的頻率之高，讓我深深相信，使勁兒在各種場合巧妙搭配這些詞，是身為一個MBA的必備技能之一。

不用這些詞突顯不出你的專業，但每次用了別人好像更搞不清楚你到底要表達什麼，讓我曾經很掙扎到底使用的界限在哪裡。後來聽說把別人搞得模模糊糊，就是MBA展現專業的方式。這招真的很微妙，試過才知道。

底下是當初大家在想創業idea時我碰巧瞄到的網站(哈哈沒錯主題是dating an MBA)，這篇的精準度讓大夥兒笑到快昏倒。高頻率字彙，MBA非學不可！

15 Ways to Know You're Dating an MBA

1. Call the first month of your relationship a "preliminary assessment period."
2. Talks to the waiter about process flows when dinner arrives late.
3. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
4. Your Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
5. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win.".
6. Decides to re-org your family into a "team-based organization.".
7. Refers to your date as "testing marketing methods..."
8. Writes executive summaries on your love letters.
9. Ends the argument you have by saying "let's talk about this offline."
10. Refers to you as "my co-CEO."
11. Insist you do market research before getting pregnant.
12. Says your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
13. Asks the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
14. Gives constructive feedback to your dog.
15. Conducts a performance review after making out with you.

From: http://datingstrategery.blogspot.com/